DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/25/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The 'warm' hiatus is already past tense. Temperature has
already dropped over 25 degrees in the past few hours and
is going lower. Br-r-r.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Christmas Presents
2. First Anniversary
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Christmas Presents
When my son, Terrence, was four years old, he piqued everyone's
interest when he placed a childishly wrapped package under the
tree for each family member.
On Christmas morning, Terrence looked on with joy and expectation
as we opened his gifts. There were exclamations of "I thought I'd
lost that!" and "So that's where that went!"
When we asked Terrence why he had wrapped our favorite items,
he replied, "Because I knew it was something you would really want!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
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First Anniversary
The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my
office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror.
The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a
little leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to
be with my wife on our first anniversary.
But rather than letting me off with just a warning, he went
ahead and wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said,
"Congratulations! The first year is paper, right?"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Dillian, Terri, Sylvia, Amanda, Bonnie, Susan, Eileen.
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