Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/11/14
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I apologize for no DDC. We had significant turbulence
on the flight home from AZ. I was on my way back from
visiting my parents for their 67th wedding anniversary.
My computer would no longer work. I'm currently using a
borrowed one until mine can be replaced.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Worship
2. Wedding Registry
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Worship
Worship brings all kinds of responses, as I observed
in church recently. An elderly woman was standing with
eyes closed and hands raised in prayer and praise.
The three-year-old standing in the pew in front of her
turned around and gave her a high-five!
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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You can have more than you've got because you can
BECOME more than you are. - Jim Rohn
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Wedding Registry
My sister, went to the department store to check
out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding
was coming up soon.
When my sister returned from the store, she tossed
the gift list on a table and declared, "I think
she's too young to get married."
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Because," she said, "they've registered for
Nintendo games."
- from Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Mini, Nancy, Eileen, Shontaia, Kristina, Naeema, Mena.
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