Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/12/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today was my birthday. After work and a visit to
the doctor for a persistant cough, I fell asleep.
The first 'chuckle' is more a statement that I
thought appropriate for today.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. I NO LONGER EXIST
2. House Shopping
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I NO LONGER EXIST
by Lindsey Reid
Searching... Searching...
file not found
password incorrect
access denied
Server message:
we're sorry
you can no longer
access your old self
it is gone
erased
all memory is deleted
and your memory space
is insufficient to
re-install it
you've upgraded
you can't downsize now
your program runs this way
forever
but your warranty...
it's definitely a lifetime
guarantee
better yet
an eternal one
Self is gone
I no longer exist
Christ exists in me
Copyright 2003 Lindsey Reid. Permission is granted to
send this to others, but not for commercial purposes.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to
dream a new dream. — C.S. Lewis
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House Shopping
My husband had run to the store with our daughters,
Sarah (4) and Hannah (2) and on the way home he
drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for
sale.
After a bit Sarah asked, "Daddy, what are we doing?"
My husband said he was looking at the houses that
were for sale.
Sarah asked "Are you gonna buy a new house?"
Dad replied "Maybe."
Then Sarah said with much concern, "But Dad, how will
we get it HOME?!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
My husband had run to the store with our daughters,
Sarah (4) and Hannah (2) and on the way home he
drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for
sale.
After a bit Sarah asked, "Daddy, what are we doing?"
My husband said he was looking at the houses that
were for sale.
Sarah asked "Are you gonna buy a new house?"
Dad replied "Maybe."
Then Sarah said with much concern, "But Dad, how will
we get it HOME?!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Mina, Jo, Lee, Elma, Joe, Sharyn, Patricia.
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