Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/17/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Thank-you for all the condolences.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Missing Piece
2. Braking
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Missing Piece
A friend's daughter received an adorable airport
play set as a gift.
Since some assembly - actually, a lot of assembly -
was required, her husband spent much of the day
putting together the plane, the control tower, the
runway, the little baggage chute, and arranging the
pieces into a teeny tiny air hub.
As he finished up, his wife noticed he was frantically
digging around in the box, checking all the packing
materials.
"You are not going to believe this," he said.
"The one piece missing... is the luggage!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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A goal properly set is halfway reached. - Zig Ziglar
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Braking
I had given our daughter, who was 14 at the time, a
driver's manual. On the way to town one day, I was
coaching her as I drove. I told her to be studying
her book so as to be ready when it came time to get
her drivers permit.
"Oh, she said, "I already know everything in the
book."
"You do?" I returned.
"Yep," she said, very smugly.
I thought, "OK, I'll give her a hard one." So I asked
her, "How many feet does it take to stop the car if
you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on
the brakes real hard?"
"One," she replied.
"What?" I asked.
"One?!" She repeated her answer and then because of
the confused look on my face, she added, "You always
told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only
use my right one."
- from Great Laffs
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