Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/2/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was too tired to put this together last night.
Thus, it is later than usual as the priority of
seeing patients took precidence.
(BTW: Sleep is NOT over-rated!)
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Two Questions
2. Making Friends
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Two Questions
When eighty-four-year-old William fell in love with his
eighty-three-year-old neighbor Phyllis, he thought his
heart would burst with joy.
However, little did he know that it was another part of
his body that would give way first.
Getting down on his knees to propose to Phyllis, he told
her that he wanted to ask her two questions. Firstly,
would she marry him?
"Oh yes," she replied. "But what's your second question"
"Will you help me up?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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What you do today can change all the tomorrows of your
life. - Zig Ziglar
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Making Friends
At the pool with Hailey earlier.
"I want to make friends with those two kids over
there."
"Sounds great! I think they speak French, though,
so you may want to wait until Daddy gets back so
he can help translate."
Hailey pauses, looking confused. "But...but...but...
they're laughing in English. Wait a minute, laughing
sounds the same in every language?!?!"
-from Janet H. (my niece)
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Please pray for: Carol, Louanne, Sandra, Robert, Renee, Celeste, Marie.
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