DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 12/4/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My niece had her baby 4 weeks early. He is healthy
despite being tiny. This is my first great-nephew.
I have 10 great-nieces.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. It's a Boy
2. Joining the Army
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It's a Boy
One of the single girls from work came to the office one morning
and began passing out candy bars all tied up with blue ribbons.
When asked what the occasion was, she joyfully announced,
"It's a boy! Six feet tall, 200 pounds!"
And then she proudly displayed a diamond solitaire on her
left ring finger.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
- William Penn
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Joining the Army
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the
youngest son announced that he had just signed up at
an army recruiter's office.
There were audible gasps around the table, then some
laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief
that he could handle this new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't
really do that, did you?"
"You would never get through basic training," scoffed
other.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she
was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she
simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own bed
every morning?"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Kenzli, Amy, Henry, Vicki, Carol, Marion, Eileen.
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