Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/5/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My parents, Joe and Eileen, are celebrating their
67th wedding anniversary tomorrow. I'm so fortunate
to have them and they're still able to live
independently.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Recipe
2. Captain Discipline
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Recipe
Having raised a large family, my mother cooked everything
in battalion-size batches. So when my newly married brother,
Ron requested her chop-suey recipe, she experimented for two
weeks with the ingredients in order to cut the dish down for
the honeymooners.
"Thanks for the recipe, Mom," "Ron wrote home. "The first
thing we did was triple it so we would have plenty of
leftovers!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers
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Captain Discipline
About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was
flying, on their way home from a school trip.
Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks,
I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down
and let the other passengers get some sleep.
No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of
the solution that actually worked.
I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced,
"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop
this airplane and come back there!"
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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Please pray for: Steve, Todd, Murice, Clemmy, Robert, Patricia, Ray.
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