DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 12/8/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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It's hard to believe that a full week of December is already
in the history books. I guess I've got history on my mind
with yesterday being the anniversary of the attack on
Pearl Harbor.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Pediatrician
2. Sleeping Dog
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Pediatrician
A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some
of his young patients to put them at ease and test
their knowledge of body parts.
One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the
doctor asked him, "Is this your nose?"
Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and
said, "Mom, I think we'd better find a new doctor!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you
take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford
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Sleeping Dog
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging the
laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the
yard. The woman could tell from the dog's collar and
well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked
into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the
hall and fell asleep in a corner.
An hour later, he went to the door, and the woman let
him out.
The next day the dog was back. He resumed his position
in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for
several weeks.
Curious, the woman pinned a note to his collar: "Every
afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to
his collar: "We have ten children. He's trying to catch
up on his sleep."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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