DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 12/9/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Tomorrow I return to taking care of patients. I've
spent the past several days with my parents and have
passed on the 'congrats' several readers have sent.
Thank-you for caring enough to wish my parents a
wonderful 67th wedding anniversary.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Coffee
2. Luggage
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Coffee
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon
with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most
of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to
stir with my fingers."
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and
returned shortly with another cup of coffee. "This one isn't
so hot, sir," he beamed.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our
power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our
freedom. - Viktor Frankl
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Luggage
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman
there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry as they were trained
professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked
me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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