Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/30/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My weekend ended up being changed. Instead of being able to
spend it relaxing, I ended up spending 6 hours in the office.
I needed to cover for one of my nurse practioners today so
that meant moving office time to 'off time'.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. What Do You Have to Do?
2. Hereafter
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What Do You Have to Do?
"What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old
granddaughter once asked.
Her dad, seeing an opportunity, said, "You have to do extremely
well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an
excellent college, make the highest grades possible, and then
go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you
can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you
can be anything you want to be."
Erin gave all this a moment's thought and then asked, "What do
you have to do to be queen?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing
from God as my successes and talents and I lay them
both at His feet. - Gandhi
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Hereafter
The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I
should be thinking of the hereafter.
I told him, "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am -
in the bedroom, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement
- I ask myself, 'Now, what am I here after?'"
- from Christian Voices
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Please pray for: Patsy, Marty, Steve, Anita, Clara, Larry, Charles, Diane.
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