DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/16/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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PTL! My son-in-law's pain is under control!
He and my daughter actually got some sleep last night.
The road of healing is being traveled.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Golf Match
2. Calling the Bank
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Golf Match
A golfer came home from a hard eighteen-hole golf match
with some of his neighbors.
His wife greeted him and said, "Well, honey, did you win
the game today?"
"Well," he said, "let's put it this way. I got to hit the
ball more times than anyone else."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Go as far as you can see: when you get there you'll be able
to see further. - Zig Ziglar
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Calling the Bank
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone "Josh"
at the bank about my account. So, I called my bank and the
operator asked me what Josh's last name was, and I explained
that he hadn't left his last name.
When she asked for his department, I said that I didn't know.
"There are 1,500 employees in this building, ma'am," she
advised me rather sharply.
After a few more brusque comments, I was becoming angry so I
asked her for her name.
"Danielle," she said.
"And your last name?" I asked.
"Sorry," she replied, "we're not allowed to give out last names."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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