Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/18/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My son, who is in the military, celebrated his birthday
earlier this week. As he is my youngest, it makes me
feel 'old' when he has a birthday.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Security Checkpoint
2. Stopped by Trooper
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Security Checkpoint
I was being deployed before boarding the C-141 transport
at Shaw Air Force Base in South Carolina, I had to go
through tight security.
After a meticulous x-ray examination of my carry-on bag, I
removed all metal objects from my uniform and was finally
able to pass through the detector without setting off the
alarm.
"Just out of curiosity," I asked the airman operating the
checkpoint, "why did you make me go through all that?"
"We want to be sure you aren't carrying any weapons on
board," he said, handing me back my M-16 rifle.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Leave everyone you meet better than you found them. Become
an encourager of potential versus a destroyer of confidence.
- Robin Sharma
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Stopped by Trooper
Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped
by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.
Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him
a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and
proceeded on my way.
Later, I was stopped by another trooper.
"What have I done?" I asked.
"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were passing out
great chocolate-chip cookies."
- from Laugh & Lift
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