Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/21/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Dave is continuing to progress. However, he has to
wait for stitches to be removed due to the extensive
trauma.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Deejay
2. Prescription
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Deejay
Our son Sam was a deejay at a university radio
station. During one shift, he ran through his
material faster than expected.
He asked listeners for requests, but no one phoned.
So Sam played a few more wild hard-rock numbers
and asked for calls after each one, but still no
response.
Finally he got serious with his audience. "Okay,"
he said, "if I don't get any requests, I'll play
something my parents would like."
The phone rang immediately.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you
have - Thomas A. Edison
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Prescription
Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey,
had to go to the pediatrician. I was impressed
with the way the doctor directed his comments and
questions to my son.
When he asked Casey, "Is there anything you are
allergic to?"
Casey nodded and whispered in his ear.
Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription
and handed it to me.
Without looking at it, I tucked it into my purse.
Later, the pharmacist filled the order, remarking on
the unusual food drug interaction my son must have.
When he saw my puzzled expression, he showed me the
label on the bottle.
As per the doctor's instructions, it read:
"Do not take with broccoli."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Billy, Renee, Shawn, Marilyn, Darrell, Maureen, Andy.
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