Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/25/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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If you live near northeast Ohio, you should check out http://www.TheFest.us
This year it will be Sun. Aug. 3.
It is a fabulous day with 4 national Christian singers/bands.
It is open to everyone who wants to have a positive family day.
It is totally free.
There is off-site parking with free shuttle service.
Many of the sponsors give 'freebies'.
Pass this info on, please.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Prepare for the Worst
2. Act of God
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Prepare for the Worst
Doctor: - Madam, please prepare your husband
for the worst!
Wife: - Oh God, will he die?
Doctor:- No. He will not be allowed to drink
any beer!
- from Daily Jokes
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Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad,
it's experience. - Victoria Holt
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Act of God
A reporter was interviewing a rabbi after a bolt of lightning
struck the synagogue roof and sent it crashing down into ruins.
He asked "Rabbi, what was your reaction when you saw this
terrible devastation?"
"My first reaction?" The rabbi chuckled. "I thought, 'thank
goodness we took out insurance against acts of God.'"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Sue, Meriam, Martin, Maya, Isam, Kathy, Melissa, John.
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