Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/29/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I am very impressed with my oldest granddaughter.
She has stepped up to the plate since her father's
injury and has matured several years in less than
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Boyfriend
2. Rules
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Boyfriend
One night young Buffy brought her boyfriend home
to meet her parents, and they were appalled by
his appearance; leather jacket, motorcycle boots,
tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
confessed their concern. "Buffy," said the mother
diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the blonde daughter, "if
he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of
community service?"
- from Clean Laughs
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It's not what you say out of your mouth that determines
your life, it's what you whisper to yourself that has
the most power! - Robert Kiyosaki
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Rules
A preacher at a Christian school, wanted to point out
the proper behavior for church. He was trying to elicit
from the youngsters, rules that their parents might
give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on...
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go
out to eat?" the preacher inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order
something cheap."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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