Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/30/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had a check-up with the doctor yesterday. She
was pleased so I don't need to return until 2015.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Rock
2. Haircut
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Rock
Charlie, 4, and Sawyer, almost 2 and large for his age, came
in from playing outside. As they walked in the door Charlie
was holding his head and crying.
His mother asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "I got hit with a rock."
His mother said, "Sawyer, did you hit him in the head with a
rock?"
Sawyer yelled, "I had to! We were playing David and Goliath!"
(Charlie is fine.)
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty
that still remains. - Anne Frank
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Haircut
The supervisor of my work section recently made a casual
comment about my shaggy mane of hair.
He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut,
which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger
and a younger man seem more mature.
"How would a haircut make a middle-aged man like me appear?"
I asked.
"Still employed," was his answer.
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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