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                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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                Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I had a wonderful visit over the 4th of July weekend 

with my youngest son and his family. He is stationed 

at Ft. Campbell.

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Tattoo

2. Missionary Kid

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Tattoo

I noted with astonishment a tattoo of a bluebird on the shoulder 

of my 70-year-old patient when she was at my office for her annual 

checkup. 

She told me she had wanted one all her life, and she and her 

16-year-old  grandson had decided to go for birthday tattoos 

together. 

I asked her why she had waited so long. 

"Until now," she replied, "I was afraid of what my mother would 

say."

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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You can have anything you want, if you want it badly enough.

You can be anything you want to be, do anything you set out 

to accomplish if you hold to that detsire with singleness of 

purpose. - Abraham Lincoln

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Missionary Kid

You know you're a missionary kid (MK) when . . . 

 

~ You're an expert on the quality of airline travel. 

 

~ You speak two languages but can't spell either. 

 

~ You have a time zone map in your room. 

 

~ You have friends from or in 29 different countries. 

 

~ Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to . . . " five or 

  more times. 

 

~ You never take anything for granted. 

 

~ Your family send you peanut butter and Kool-Aid for Christmas. 

 

~ You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone. 

 

~ You see a movie set in a foreign country, and you know what the 

  nationals are really saying into the camera. 

 

~ You realize what a small world it is, after all. 

- from Mikey's Funnies

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Please pray for: Alyssa, M, B, Judy, Tammi, Arlene, Jay, Lee, Steve, Jeff. 

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