DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/11/14
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
docsdailychuckle-join@welovegod.org
________________________________________
From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Why It's Great to be a Dog
2. Mom's Survival Tips
------------------------------
Why It's Great to be a Dog
1) No one expects you to take a bath every day.
2) If it itches, you can scratch it.
3) There's no such thing as bad food.
4) A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
5) If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
6) You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
7) You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
8) You're always excited to see the same people.
9) Having big feet is considered an asset.
10) Puppy love can last.
- from Laugh & Lift
------------------------------
Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly
sends an uplifting e-mail. You would just need to
cut-and-paste the new uplifting e-mail
http://www.spiritisup.com/breathofheavenlh.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
below with which you would like to have in the subject
line. To Subscribe just send an email with subscribe in
the subject line to HeIsLordTo@aol.com
------------------------------
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasow
------------------------------
Mom's Survival Tips
To my kids who have left home and are on their own, I pass on a list of
life lessons:
1. Don't sweat your every mistake or faux pas. They make up for the things
you got away with that nobody knows about.
2. Avoid marrying anyone who deliberately flushes the toilet when you're
taking a shower.
3. When someone tells you that what he's about to say is "for your own
good," expect the worst.
4. The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be
idiotic.
5. If you are lavishly praised, enjoy the taste but don't swallow it whole.
6. When a politician says, "Let me make something perfectly clear,"
remember that he usually won't.
7. You children may leave home, but their stuff will be in your attic and
basement forever.
8. If someone says, "I know what I mean, but I just can't put it into
words," he doesn't know what he means.
9. Two people cannot operate a TV remote control in the same room at the
same time.
10. Don't waste time trying to be your own best friend. You can't pat
yourself on the back, and it's unsatisfying to cry on your own shoulder.
Find a real friend instead.
- from Charlotte Johnstone in Family Circle (via GCFL.net)
--------
Please pray for: Tommy, Barbara, Kay, Paul, Randy, Cooper, Steve.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
If you need to leave, do so at: docsdailychuckle-leave@welovegod.org
If you need to change your address, send the old address to the leave
address and the new address to the join e-mail at the top.
To unsubscribe, e-mail: docsdailychuckle-unsubscribe@welovegod.org
For additional commands, e-mail: docsdailychuckle-help@welovegod.org