DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/13/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Roast Beef
2. On Hold
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Roast Beef
My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe'
in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a
real surfer girl: athletic with a great tan and blonde
hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the
roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a stare and replied, "Well, no.
We have it, like, just about every day."
- from Clean Laughs
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Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains,
losses, and disappointments; but let us have patience, and
we soon shall see them in their proper figures.
- Joseph Addison
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On Hold
I called to make airline reservations and was put on
hold.
After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice
came on:
"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you
may press eight. If your call is not answered within
five more minutes, you may press seven. This will not
speed up your call, but it will give you something to
do while you wait."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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