DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/15/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Think
2. The Substitute Teacher
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Think
A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like,
"I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining."
The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, saying derisively, "We don't
care what you think. What do you know?"
The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied, "Then I
may as well leave the witness stand. Since I'm not a lawyer, I can't
talk without thinking."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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We must not give only what we have; we must give what we
are. - Cardinal Mercia
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The Substitute Teacher
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where
I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside
his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I
tried to offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as
I get this kid out of his locker."
- from Pastor Tim ( via You Make Me Laugh)
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