DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/19/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Temperatures in Ohio has been fabulous for August.
The highs have been in the 70's and 80's. Forecasts
for the next week are the same.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sidewalks
2. Conversation with God
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Sidewalks
For years my husband, Tim, and I had complained bitterly
about the lack of sidewalks in our small town, observing
often that if only we had sidewalks, we would walk daily
and become models of fitness.
So we were thrilled when a community sidewalk project was
announced, and watched eagerly as paving neared completion.
Then wishful thinking and reality collided.
"Well, dear," Tim said. "What'll we use as an excuse for
not walking now?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The more you care, the stronger you can be. - Jim Rohn
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Conversation with God
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough
to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million
years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Rick, Bob, Arthur, Mark, Josie, Ogi, Duca.
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