DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/228/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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My son-in-law, Dave, has gotten the OK from his doctor
to return to light-duty. He is still in OT recuperating
from the accident.
Have a blessed weekend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Did He Arrive Safe?
2. Asking Questions
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Did He Arrive Safe?
One stormy spring morning an obviously anxious mother
called the school office to ask if her son's bus had
gotten there safely.
She was asked, "What is your son's name and what grade
is he in?"
A giggle followed a pause. "Oh, my son's not a student.
He's the bus driver."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change
the world. - Robin Williams
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Asking Questions
Jack and Max are walking in the hallway after a religious
service. Jack wonders if it would be all right to smoke
while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the rabbi?"
So Jack goes up to the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke
while I pray?"
But the rabbi says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter
disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good
rabbi told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question.
Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, may I pray
while I smoke?"
To which the rabbi eagerly replies, "By all means, my son.
By all means."
Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
For example: May I work on this project while I'm on vacation?
- from Pastor Tim (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: James, Dorothy, Barry, Theresa, Sean, Gretchen, Peggy.
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