DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/28/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Anybody could have done it. Everybody thought somebody
else would do it, so nobody did it.
That's the response to my request to wish my Mom a
Happy Birthday. As of 7:45 PM on her birthday, not even
an e-mail response to say, 'tell your Mom Happy Birthday'.
It's sad we are living in such a busy time.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Baptism
2. Drowning
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Baptism
At Immanuel Lutheran Church in Avilla. Indiana, the summer
Sunday school includes students of all ages. Recently the
topic was the baptism of Lydia and the feast that was held
to celebrate.
One of the students asked if they had cookies and cakes.
Connie, the teacher, said they probably didn't have cookies
and cakes in Bible times but the food was probably very
delicious because it was all fresh.
"Like Subway!" first-grader Amelia VanGessel piped up.
- from Kidwarmers
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible - Walt Disney
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Drowning
A visitor at a fishing dock asked an old fisherman
who was sitting there, "If I were to fall into this
water, would I drown?" It was a strange way of asking
how deep the water was, but the fisherman had a good
answer.
"No. Falling into the water doesn't drown anybody. It's
staying under it that does."
- from Girlfriends in God (via Cup O' Cheer)
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