DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/29/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My faith in my readers is restored! Several did send birthday
wishes to my Mom at my Dad's e-mail address. (He didn't pass
that information on to me.)
In my copy of DDC, it did not have my Dad's e-mail address, so
I was expecting the cards to come to me.
Also, several others sent me belated wishes for her today.
One person commented not knowing what an e-card was. An e-card
is a greeting card that can be gotten from various websites and
sent (usually for free) to an e-mail address.
Thanks so much to all.
BTW: there will be no DDC on Monday as it is Labor Day, a holiday
in the USA.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Manual Typewriter
2. Second Best
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Manual Typewriter
The boys had been up in the attic together helping with
some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter
and asked her, "Hey, Mom, what's this?"
"Oh, that's an old typewriter," she answered, thinking that
would satisfy their curiosity.
"Well, what does it do?" they queried.
"I'll show you," their mother said. She went downstairs and
returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper
into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving
black letters of print on the page.
"WOW!" the boys exclaimed, "That's really cool -- but how
does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?"
"There is no plug," she answered. "It doesn't need a plug."
"Then where do you put the batteries?" they persisted.
"It doesn't need batteries either," she continued.
"Wow! This is so cool!" the brothers exclaimed. "Someone
should have invented this a long time ago!"
- from GCFL
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Life isn't a matter of milestones, but moments.
- Rose Kennedy
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Second Best
A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to
the doctor for a check-up. After a thorough examination,
the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best
thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods,
give up alcohol, and stop smoking."
The man said, "Well, to be honest with you, Doc, I don't
deserve the best. What's the second best?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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