Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/15/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday was my daughter's (Maureen) birthday. It was
good to spend time with her and her family.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Won't Play
2.
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Won't Play
"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?"
asked a friend.
"Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball
with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked.
"Well, no," admitted the friend.
"Neither will John," replied Bob.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Don't let your happiness depend on something you may
lose. - C. S. Lewis
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Speed Trap
My sister Candice's husband drove right into a radar trap.
And because Candice was following him in her car, the police
officer nabbed her too.
After the officer had written up one ticket, he approached
Candice. Her defense was that she was merely following her
husband. When that appeal failed, she tried another tack:
"Do you give family discounts?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Sandra, Fre'do, Luanne, Chris, Diane, Linda, Greg.
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