Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/29/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had a busy weekend. First, my mammogramand lab work,
then attending my grandson's soccer game and spending
time with my son and his family. We went to Handel's
for some homemade ice cream. Sunday, I assisted at
Church, went to a clam bake and visited a friend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. A Math Funny
2. Preferential Buying
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A Math Funny
Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as
a result was pulled over by the highway patrol.
The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the
name of a local high school on it.
"I teach math there," I explained.
The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here's a problem.
A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h.
over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court
costs, plus the rise in her insurance, what's her total
cost?"
I replied, "Taking that total, subtracting the low
salary I receive, multiplying by the number of kids who
hate math, then adding to that the fact that none of
us would be anywhere without teachers, I'd say zero."
He handed me back my license. "Math was never my favorite
subject," he admitted. "Please slow down."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's
about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene
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Preferential Buying
While at the supermarket this weekend, I came across
two women talking in the aisle I was going down.
"Harry and I have been together ten years now and
he makes me very happy," one said. "So I don't mind
buying him what he likes even if it is a little more
expensive."
"Well, with my Benny I have no choice. He's just plain
fussy," her friend replied.
As I passed by their carts I discovered both women
were loading their shopping carts with high-quality
cat food.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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