DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/3/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Hope everyone had a safe weekend. I returned to OH after
visiting my parents in AZ. They continue to need prayers.
Thank-you to the several readers who sent birthday messages
to my Mom.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Note
2. Parking Solution
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Note
Students at the school where I work must sign in and out,
and must have a note from a parent if they're late. Signing
in at 11:00 one morning, Billy peered across the counter at
me.
"Morning, Billy, do you have a note?" I asked.
"No," he replied.
"Where were you?"
"At the dentist."
"Do you have a dentist card?"
"No," he said. Then, taking a deep breath, he added, "but I
have these," and shoved a box across the counter. Inside was
a set of plaster impressions the dentist had just taken,
complete with date and time."'
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every time you smile at someone, it is an action
of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa
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Parking Solution
A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday
morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church
to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the
parking lot of the second church full, and be forced to
park down the road and race to the church on foot.
The problem was finally solved when he selected a parking
spot near the side door of the church and posted a sign that
read..... "You Park - You Preach."
- from Ann F.
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Please pray for: Ronald, Lillian, Maki, Eileen, Joe, Aiden, Hector, Darrell.
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