DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/4/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my oldest son's birthday. I'm feeling
'older' - lots of memories.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Mother's Day Surprise
2. Sports are Unfair to the Aged
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Mother's Day Surprise
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one
Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward
to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from
the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs
to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table
eating bacon and eggs.
"It's a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we
decided to cook our own breakfast."
- from Clean Laffs
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Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards --
the things we live by and teach our children -- are
preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange
ideas and feelings. - Walt Disney
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Sports are Unfair to the Aged
By Larry Sluss
When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer,
though it was a little too foreign, and I could figure out
all the moves.
But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football
since there were many seconds between plays.
But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since
there could be several minutes between plays.
But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost
whole innings. What to do?
I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between
drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.
Copyright 2014 Larry Sluss. Permission is granted to send this to others, with
attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
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Please pray for: Randy, Leah, Norma, Cherrie, Courtney, Valerie, Grady.
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