DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/8/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was at Niagra Falls this weekend with fabulous friends.
Being with them is a blessing.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The Will
2. Exercise
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The Will
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, and his wife, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder
be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready
he begins to speak: My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the
Mayfair house. My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments
over in the east end. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the
offices over in the City Centre. Sarah, my dear wife, please
take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize
his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? .... He had paper routes!"
- from Ann F. (but slightly edited)
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Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come.
We have only today. Let us begin. – Mother Teresa
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Exercise
I'm so tired of exercising. I think five thousand sit-ups
should be pretty much permanent. You should be at home,
you're on your last and final jumping jack, and you get
that phone call, "Congratulations! You have completed the
exercise portion of your life. Welcome to the incessant
eating section.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Nolan, Sean, Baylee, Tyler, Debbie, Brent, Jackie.
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