Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/9/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Hot Dog
2. Medical Records
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Hot Dog
Then there's the one about the Buddhist monk who went up to
a hot dog vendor and ordered a hot dog.
The vendor asked him, "How do you want it?"
And the monk said, "I want it to be 'one with everything',"
and hands him a $20 bill.
The vendor then gives him his hot dog and continues on with
his business.
The monk asks, "Where is my change?"
And the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
- from GCFL.net
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No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile and
do your own work. - Mother Teresa
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Medical Records
As an expert witness in the healthcare profession, I have come
across the following quotes from actual medical records dictated
by physicians. For you MD's, excuse me!
*By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and
he was feeling better.
*Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert
but forgetful.
*The patient has no past history of suicides.
*The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
*Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.
*The patient's past medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the
past three days.
*She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in
separate directions in early December.
*The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints.
*The patient refused an autopsy.
- from GCFL.net
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