Dogs and Notices
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one
day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck
was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said
firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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PLEASE NOTICE: You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to
notice. Some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It
has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably
unnoticed. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to
the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.
- The Department of Notification
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Dear Dept. of Notification,
This is just a notice to let you know that I noticed your notice about the
notices and I am responding to your notice to let you know that it did not go
unnoticed. I hope you are glad that I notified you about those notices.
- The Receiver of Notices Notifier
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Dear Noticee,
We here at the Department of Notification were delighted to notice that you
finally noticed one of our notices. In the future, please notice all future
notices or we will be forced to note that you are not noticing the future
notices and we will send you another notice...sometime in the near future.
You have been officially notified.
- The Department of Notification
(Future Home of Reports)
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Dear Dept. of Notification,
This notice is to let you know that your Notice to the responded notice has
been noticed. In the future, I will be sure to notice all future notices so you
will not have to send another notice notifying us in the future about not
noticing the future notices, figuratively speaking of course.
But I notice that in the future you will be changing to the Future Home of
Reports. This may cause some problems in the future with notifying you of the
notices. Will future reports need to be reported or sent back notification that
it had been noticed? And, should we then start reporting to you that that your
notices had been noticed, report back that we noticed your report, or notify you
that your report had been noticed?
In any case, in the future, Financing will need to be notified. We will
need to requisition another file cabinet - R for reports since we will be
getting reports instead of notices, which go in our N file cabinet. That is just
a bunch more figures than necessary. But, figuratively speaking, then where do
we file notices of reports or reports on the notices?
Also, in the future, send a notice to report higher figures to Financing so
that I can get some aspirin. I am sure to notice a headache in the future which
hopefully won't interfere with me noticing the future notices.
- The Receiver of Notices Notifier
(Future Reporter of Reports to the Future Home of Reports)