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Dogs Welcome Friday
#1 · September 15, 2006, 12:21 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he
planned to visit on his vacation.
planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be
willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"
He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be
willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
"I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all
that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to
evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk
and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a
hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too."
that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to
evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk
and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a
hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too."
"Salt Lake vs Denver"
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for
vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver
is $300," said a cheery salesperson.
vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver
is $300," said a cheery salesperson.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake. It's $99.00, but there is
a stopover."
a stopover."
"Where?"
"In Denver."
"Magic of the Internet"
My friend Maxine and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the
magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask
Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had.
Maxine's mother was very skeptical until Maxine said, "It's true, Mom.
Think of something to ask it." As I sat with fingers poised over the
keyboard, Maxine's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is
Aunt Helen feeling?"
magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask
Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had.
Maxine's mother was very skeptical until Maxine said, "It's true, Mom.
Think of something to ask it." As I sat with fingers poised over the
keyboard, Maxine's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is
Aunt Helen feeling?"
Have a Blessed A Weekend
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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