Domestic Problems Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Adam was walking outside of the Garden of Eden with
Cane and Abel when the boys were young. Cane and Abel
looked into the garden and viewed waterfalls, lovely
birds, lush forests and fruit trees bending over
because of the large amounts of fruit on them.
Then they took a long look at where they lived at. It
was dry, dusty with weeds and sickly-looking trees.
"Daddy? Why don't we live in there instead of out
here?" they asked innocently.
Adam said, "Well sons. Eve and I use to live in there
at one time. But your mother ate us out of house and
home."
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Good Sermon
After a very long and boring sermon the parishoners
filed out of the church saying nothing to the
preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful
person who always commented on the sermons."Pastor,
today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of
God!" The pastor was thrilled. "No-one has ever said
anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me
why." "Well - it reminded me of the Peace of God
because it passed all understanding and the Love of
God because it endured forever!"
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Flattered Minister
A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell
to his congregation at the Church doors for the last
time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she
walked out. She said "Your successor won't be as good
as you." "Nonsense", said the pastor, in a flattered
tone. "No, really", said the old lady, "I've been here
under five different ministers, and each new one has
been worse than the last."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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