"DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS" Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Don't mess with seniors, especially when it comes to
money
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
"seniors' special" was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds
good," my wife said.
"But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
My wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the
two eggs home.
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"DON'T MESS WITH THE OLD FOLKS"
Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the
hospital. There was one young nurse who just drove him
crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him
as if he were a little child. She would say in a
patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this
morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we
hungry?"
Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice
off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had
been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The
juice was apple juice. So..... you know where the
juice went.
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine
bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a
little cloudy today.....". At this, Old Harold
snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the
top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it
through again. Maybe I can filter it better this
time."
The nurse fainted.... Old Harold just smiled.
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"Senior Tour Bus"
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors
down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a
little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his
shoulder again and she hands him another handful of
peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why
they do not eat the peanuts themselves , whereupon she
replies that it is not possible because of their old
teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the
chocolate around them.
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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