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Don't Worry

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Don't Worry
 
A pastor and his family (two children) were invited to attend a
cousin's high school graduation. He thought he'd prepare the kids,
knowing how fidgety they can get.

"Graduations are sometimes long, boring events," he said.  "I want
you guys to behave and not ask constantly when it's going to be
over."

"Don't worry, Dad.  We'll live," the daughter replied.  "We last
through all your sermons, don't we?"

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The Tate Family

Do you know how many members of the Tate family belong to your church?

There is old man Dic-Tate who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro-Tate tries to change everything.

There's sister Agi-Tate who stirs up plenty of trouble, with help from her husband, Irri-Tate.

Whenever new projects are suggested, Hesi-Tate and his wife, Vege-Tate, want to wait until next year.

Then there is Aunt Imi-Tate, who wants our church to be like all the others.

Devas-Tate provides the voice of doom, while Poten-Tate wants to be a big shot.

But not all members of the family are bad.

Brother Facili-Tate is quite helpful in church matters. And a delightful, happy member of the family is Miss Felici-Tate. Cousins Cogi-Tate and Medi-Tate always thinks things over and lend helpful, steady hands.

And of course there is the white sheep of the family, Ampu-Tate, who has completely cut himself off from the church.

How about it - do you know anyone in the Tate family?

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We Have a Serious Problem
 

My niece bought her five-year-old daughter Ruthie a hamster.  One day he escaped from his cage. The family turned the house upside-down and finally found him. Several weeks later, while Ruthie was at school, he disappeared again.

My niece searched frantically but never found the critter.  Hoping to make  the loss less painful for Ruthie, my niece took the cage out of her room.

When Ruthie came home from school that afternoon, she climbed into her  mother's lap. "We have a serious problem," she announced. "Not only is my hamster gone again, but this time he took his cage."

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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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