Quote from Forum Archives on July 19, 2004, 8:05 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

              

 

We're asking for constant prayers for Niki.  Niki is in very serious condition and I know that the family appreciates all of your prayers.  The parents of Niki are wonderful people and very much need our support!!  We have a powerful God and we're calling on Him, now. 

I haven't gone in to details for a couple of reasons.  The family need some privacy.  Also, this has been a roller coaster ride for the family, with reports changing very often. I will update you when possible.

 

Dave and Barbara

 

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Don't Worry    

 

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset  
because she had burned a big hole in the seat of his  
trousers while ironing them.  

"Don't worry," consoled her husband, "remember that I've  
got an extra pair of pants for that suit."  

"Yes," said the wife, cheering up. "It's lucky you have  
because I used them to patch the hole!"

 

 

Worried   

 

 

I'm really worried," Speedy began.  "My dad works twelve hours a day to
give me a nice home and good food.  My mom spends the whole day cleaning
and cooking for me.  I'm worried sick."

 

     "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it
made."

 

     "Yeah, but what if they try to escape ...??"

 

Procedure  

 

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask
the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I get busy
and print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.

Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said
she couldn't eat bananas. Imagine my surprise when a few hours later a
very irate young man marches himself  up to the nurses' station and
demands,

"Alright now, which one of you has labeled my mother 'bananas'?

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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