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Dorm Prank

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Dorm Prank

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water
fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns,
glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there
was endless ammunition. The most frequent target was the Resident
Assistant.

Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was ajar. Looking
up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on
him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he thought,
"Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with that old gag!"
It was then that he realized we'd removed the drainpipe beneath the sink.

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Primitive Meal

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his
adventures in the African jungle.

"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat
the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals?
And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then
smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of certain
other animals?"

When the students looked startled by such barbarism, the explorer added,
"What I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and
buttered toast."