Dr. Visit
Posted by: root <root@...>
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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable
cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any
good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot
bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the
windows and stands in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."
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What's that , you say ?
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The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One
afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his
mother and said, "Soup's cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long
to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a
thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now,
everything's been okay."