Driver's Ed.
Quote from Forum Archives on November 30, 2000, 6:40 pmPosted by: <@...>
Driver's Ed.As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've
learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the
wheel.One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30
minutes.When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change
places with one of the others.Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky
voice, "Should I stop the car first?"----
BONUS JOKEGraduation Snapshot
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a
cap and gown, posed with his father."Let's try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm
around your dad's shoulder."The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put
his hand on my wallet?"
Posted by: <@...>
As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've
learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the
wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30
minutes.
When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change
places with one of the others.
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky
voice, "Should I stop the car first?"
----
BONUS JOKE
Graduation Snapshot
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a
cap and gown, posed with his father.
"Let's try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm
around your dad's shoulder."
The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put
his hand on my wallet?"