Driver's Education
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Driver's Education
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As an instructor in driver education at the local
area High School, I've learned that even the
brightest students can become flustered behind
the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each
scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.
When the first student had completed his time, I
asked him to change places with one of the others.
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight
ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I
stop the car first?"
New Course
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A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never
played before. He hired a caddy from the pro shop to show him the
layout of the course, and help him decide what shots to play.
On the first tee, the golfer mishit his shot, and it dribbled forward
about 15 yards. He was slightly embarassed, but determined to play a
better second shot. He hit his second shot into the bordering fairway,
and his third shot into a sand trap. By the time he holed out on this
Par 4, he was 6 over par.
The man turned to his caddy and said, "Well, I have never played this
badly before!"
To which the caddy replied, "Oh! I didn't realize you had played before,
sir."
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