Dude Ranch
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My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English
saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied, "The one without
the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
Dentures ( Oldie but still good for a laugh )
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This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled
and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he
responded this way.....
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...
AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!
Broken Machine
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A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight
delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the
microphone and announced:
"We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally rips the handles
off your luggage is broken, so we're having to do it by hand. We
should be finished and on our way shortly."
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