Quote from Forum Archives on April 26, 2006, 4:23 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"E-MAIL"

 

 

I still recall the three-cent stamp, and phone calls for a dime, And I remember that before E-Mail I had more time,

 

But somehow now, with anxious fingers I can't wait to see Exciting things that my Inbox has waiting there for me.

 

I turn on my Computer, click the Icon for the Net, And when I type my password in, my E-Mail I can get.

 

My messages sometimes are funny, and sometimes they're sad. Oft times they are informative, with news that makes me glad.

 

Some days I laugh my head off, and some other days I grieve, But each new message seems just like a gift that I receive.

 

I'm not confessing just how often, or how long I spend Receiving, clicking, viewing, typing messages to send;

 

And I am sure before E-Mail, I got a lot more done. But I must still admit that NOW...I HAVE A LOT MORE FUN!

 

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"Deep Thoughts for Children"

 

 

From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."...

 

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? -- Age 15

 

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. -- Age 13

 

Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote. -- Age 10

 

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. -- Age 6

 

Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the biggest number you could come up with! -- Age 6

 

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. -- Age 7

 

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. -- Age 15

 

It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there. -- Age 5

 

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. -- Age 15

 

"Wedding Album"

 

 

At a wedding I recently attended, the preacher called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead.
As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, "Dad, you have some of their albums!"

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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