E-Mail Winter Wonderland
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Another "ping",
Are you listenin'?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin'.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
Gone away,
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged "urgent, please read!",
And "answer with speed!".
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
In the morning e-mails start to add up.
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope the server stays up.
You can't do your job if it goes down.
10 P.M.,
You're not tired.
The caffeine,
Has got you wired.
The day's not complete,
Till the last delete,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
In the morning e-mails start to add up,
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope the server stays up.
You can't do your job if it goes down.
Until you,
Are retired,
The same old grind,
It is required.
You'll face unafraid,
That message parade.
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
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~~~ Dentist Bill ~~~
Little Jackie's mother was on the telephone
with the child's dentist.
"I don't understand it," she complained
"I thought his treatment would only cost
$20.00, but you have charged me $80.00."
"It is usually $20.00, madam," agreed the
dentist, "but Jackie yelled so loudly that
three of my other patients ran away
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~~~ Long Wait ~~~
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were
many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant
motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man,
"sorry about the delay.It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute
to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean.
It's the same in my business."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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