Earache
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Earache
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A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor,
and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache.
He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions
he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours"
and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby,
complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his
little behind was getting really greasy with all those
drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure
enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions
on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
THE NEW DICTIONARY
====================
Websters came out with a new dictionary to reflect the modern times
Here are a few highlight of what's inside
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both
ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the
truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH:
A female moth.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
and one to tell your boss...
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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