Elder Ads

#1 · May 9, 2002, 6:48 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

FOXY LADY: Fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4
(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting,shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
and prayer. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take
our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.