Quote from Forum Archives on May 24, 2006, 11:20 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Elderly Couple's Road Trip"

 

 

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on
the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
twenty minutes.

 

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

 

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the
entire return drive. The more he chided her the more agitated he became. He
just wouldn't let up one minute.

 

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And, as the
woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old
geezer yelled to her,

 

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, and the credit card."

 

 

"Speeding"

 

 

A minister is driving on the highway and is pulled over for speeding. The state trooper says to him, "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"

 

The minister doesn't. The trooper smells alcohol on the minister's breath, then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor.

 

"Sir," the trooper asks, "have you been drinking?"

 

The minister replies, "Only water."

 

"Then why do I smell wine?" the trooper asks, pointing to the bottle.

 

The minister says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

 

 

"Show and Tell"

 

 

Miss Figpot the kindergarten teacher
gave her class the Show and Tell assignment of
bringing something to represent their religion.

 

The first little boy went to the front of the
room and said, "My name is Benjamin. I'm Jewish
and this the Star of David."

 

The second child was little girl who said, "My
name is Mary.  I'm Catholic and this is the
Crucifix."

 

Little Johnny then made his presentation. "My
name is Johnny.  I'm Baptist and this is a casserole."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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