EMC Call

#1 · May 21, 2002, 5:20 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

"Recently we got a call from that big white church at 11th
and Walnut," the paramedic said. "A frantic usher was very
concerned that during the sermon an elderly man passed
out in a pew and appeared to be dead. The usher could find
no pulse and there was no noticeable breathing."

"What was so unusual and demanding about this particular
call?" the interviewer asked.

"Well," the paramedic said, "we carried out four guys before
we found the one who was dead."

Emergency Vehicle
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ON MY FIRST day as an MP, my partner and I were approaching an
intersection when the car in front of us went flying through
a red light.
As I started to pursue the car, my partner reached over and
turned on our lights and siren.
Instinctively, I slowed down and pulled over.
When my partner asked what I was doing,
I told him I was stopping for the emergency vehicle.
"That's us, you idiot!" he shouted.
"Now go get that car!"
--Contributed by SSgt. Troy L. Benningfield