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Emergency Call
#1 · December 11, 2003, 7:13 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** Emergency Call *** 
Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where
he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a
patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing. Dad hung
his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an
emergency call. Within seconds, came the police officer's
hand in response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window.
he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a
patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing. Dad hung
his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an
emergency call. Within seconds, came the police officer's
hand in response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window.
*** The Children Of Israel *** 
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure
out." "What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt. "Well, according to the Bible,
the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right."
out." "What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt. "Well, according to the Bible,
the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right."
"And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?" "Er, right."
"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right."
"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of
Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing
something important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt.
"So what's your question?" "What were all the grown-ups doing?"
"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right."
"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of
Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing
something important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt.
"So what's your question?" "What were all the grown-ups doing?"
*** The Gift *** 
Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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