Employment Form

#1 · April 11, 2000, 10:33 am

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Employment Form

My sense of humor always gets me into trouble, but I just can't help it.

Applying for a job one time, the employment application clearly stated:
"Age of Father (if living)", and the same query for my Mother.

I put down the figures 105 and 94 in the spaces provided.

The interviewer asked if my parents were truly that old.

I replied, "No, but they would be if they were still living."

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BONUS JOKE

A Religion Q & A

Q. What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

A. Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.