End is Near!
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End is Near!
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A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the
road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is
Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and
showed it to each passing car.
One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and
shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at
each other and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think
we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out'
instead?"
Warning!
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WHILE IN an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas,
I dozed off and, to my dismay, was awakened by a question posed by my
instructor.
My buddy whispered the correct response to me. After I gave the answer,
my instructor replied, "Good, lieutenant," but his remarks were directed to
my friend.
"Next time, put your hand behind his neck to work his jaw, and don't let
your lips move so much."
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